Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

I'm a man, damnit!

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I spent this past Saturday afternoon with one of my favorite girls, dishing about boys over happy hour and watching the new Sex and the City movie (which was glorious, by the way). So, I decided to balance out this estrogen packed afternoon with an evening of mixed martial arts on CBS.

The little boy in me has always had a fascination with violence, but what drew me in initially was Gina Carano, aka Crush on American Gladiators. Turns out Crush is also a mixed martial arts fighter. She's quite good actually. I went upstairs to grab some chips and noticed my sister's boyfriend watching Gina "Conviction" Carano, or Crush, punching another girl's face repeatedly. I was hooked.

Oh yeah, and the fighters of mixed martial arts usually have intimidating nicknames like Conviction or Ruthless. One of the fighters who works at a steel mill for his day job goes by the name of "Hands of Steel". Clever. I think mine would be "Carnival Crazy". Kevin "Carnival Crazy" C__. It's perfect.

The main attraction for the night was the controversial Kimbo Slice who started off as a street fighter and has recently been given a lot of attention in the world of mixed martial arts. This man is scary. He weighs well over 200 pounds and has a huge beard. What could he possibly be hiding under that beard? Fire ants, broken glass? And did I mention this man has gold teeth?

What I would really want to see is a fight between Kimbo and Wolf from American Gladiators. My money's on Wolf.

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Spit Mark

My coworker Chelsea got a virus on her computer yesterday and today one of the tech guys described the bug as "Polymorphic". It totally reminded me of Elisa from Project Runway. I wish she had stayed on the show longer.

Speaking of Project Runway, how shitty is it that the show is being moved to Lifetime!? Heidi needs to throw a Naomi and get the show back on Bravo before November!

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Gladiator Ready?!

READY!

So I finally watched the new American Gladiators show on NBC this week. Loved it. It was 60 minutes of spandex and pure magic.

Watching the show helped me to realize a new life goal. No, not to be on the show. Although if I were on the show I would be called Sea Bass... or Mischief.

Anyhoo, my goal is to become a reality tv show writer. I would be great at feeding people bad lines and making people look bad. And! Now is the perfect time to start my new career, with the writer strike still going strong.

That's right. I have no shame. I'd totally be a scab and cross the picket line for a chance to write for top model.

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