Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Giggling Babies, Dandylions and Butterflies!

In June, I wrote an entry titled
These are a few of my favorite things
about all the queries that people typed into search engines to discover my blog. Some of my favorite searches included "how to stop old lady feeding pigeons in my neighbourhood" and "dog sadism".

Well, yesterday morning I had a visitor from the Russian Federation who found my site through Google. This person's search query is now my new favorite:

kids sadism sites

Who are these people and what kind of sick fetish sites are they expecting to find on the internet!? I searched for "kids sadism sites" in Google and my blog is the fifth site listed. Damnit! Even worse, when searching for the phrase "dog sadism", my site is listed first in the organic search results.

I really need to start writing about more pleasant things if I ever want normal people to find my blog. Sadly, I'll probably have more sickos coming to my site now since I used the terms "Russian Federation", "kids sadism" and "sick fetish sites" in this blog entry. Well, it's high time that I start attracting my desired target audience!

Chocolate cake, gardening, turnips, food network, america's next top model cycle 11, so you think you can dance, just dance lady gaga, seattle, hungry hungry hippos, zac efron in high school musical 3, hurray!

4 comments:

lookrichbitch said...

Hmmm.. "hungry hippos" and "zac effron" in the same sentence might bring you an even weirdo/scarier group of people to your blog!

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Allergy and Immunology resources said...

Hmmm.. "hungry hippos" and "zac effron" in the same sentence might bring you an even weirdo/scarier group of people to your blog!

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