bad songs happen to good people

So there's this condition I have. No, not the one that makes me twitch and touch people's hair when they aren't paying attention. The other condition. I get these really catchy songs stuck in my head for about a week and the only way I can get them out is to listen to them on repeat - like 50 to 60 times in a row. Sometimes more. It depends.

Usually it happens with really bad songs. The really annoying ones that don't make any sense. I find that I develop a love-hate relationship with them. This week I've had Sexual Eruption from Snoop Dogg stuck in my head. It's a horrible song and he really shouldn't be singing. How could this happen to me? I'm such a good person! I hate the song. I hate it I hate it!

No.. but I also love the song.

...Cough. Gollum. Gollum.

I've already listened to the song about 30 times this week so hopefully I'll be over it soon. Here's the clean version. I hope it gets stuck in your head too, jerks: