1 month ago
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Summer is near! I've been stocking up on skanky v-necks in anticipation of the glorious 80 degree weather. I went to American Apparel today and bought two shirts that provide ultimate exposure for my man-cleavage, or lack therof. I expect to buy more while I'm in New York next week. My sister hates the ideas of the v-necks but I think she's secretly jealous that I have the body of a high fashion female model....or an emaciated child suffering from malaria. Either way, imma work it out.
My farmer's tan will take on a different shape this summer!